Pete Tunney, the Ides of November, and leather pants

<----- NOTE: REAL Cowboy Pete


You can't fence THIS cowboy in!
Heartbreaking Country Ballad Paralyzes Trucking Industry
NOTE: FAKE Cowboy Pete ------->

Good day, people.

You are all cordially invited to a free Onion event, involving drinking. How odd, you might say. Drinking? At a bar? Onion people? No! But yes.

Ad sales rep/recommender and lender of music/host of The Pete Tunney Hour Pete Tunney will be leaving the Onion soon – not dying, but moving to LA (pretty much the same thing). Today is his LAST DAY at work. And tonight we will go to the Silver Swan for some drinks, from 6-8 p.m.


So metal.
Here’s the info on the Silver Swan (and tonight’s Onion Drinking Society event):

The Silver Swan
40 E. 21st Street
6 train to 23rd
There will be some free beer. And free Onion pint glasses. We will run out of both quickly, but what are you gonna do, right?

And I leave you with this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541

Winning bidder, please wear these pants tonight.

Yours very truly,
Jessie Dean

PS - And now, more of our good buddy Pete.


Air Marshal Stuck In Conversation About Passenger's Patio

And a bit about REAL Cowboy Pete's band, The Fandanglers, and their farewell performance, from noisefootprint's friend's site: Adolescent Love Poetry.